Hello? Is This Thing On?

Sigh. It's been a while since I saw that boy, and you know what they say about absence making the heart grow fonder. I dashed out from my hidey hole wearing my finest bonnet and was all, "Hi, Sailor!" He jumped about a mile and looked none too pleased.

What do I have to DO to win him over??

I'm haunting you...

I have a bad feeling that I might be dead. But don't worry. My ghost is watching you and it's REALLY ANGRY.

And sort of peckish. Just like a lil lil bit.

Electronix

I have like 20 monitors!!!! They're all mouse-sized, though, so don't get any ideas.

Bring Da Noise, Bring Da Maouse

What what? I'm just banging around some pots and pans. Can I get a hallelujah?

HUMAN SIGHTING

I was just strolling into the kitchen for a bite, and there he was, holding comics and looking pretty goddamn devil-may-care. We locked eyes, and he looked mad. I don't understand - I cleared away all that steel wool he left around -- I thought he'd be happy with me.

Vacay Pics!!!

Here I am on my summer trip to Maine. Cute, right? I'm totes making this my FB profile.

Fashion Nonsense

Um, okay. I'm a mouse, so it's not like I'm Heidi Fucking Klum over here, but I think my human is wearing paper clothes with drawn-on buttons.

Blogosphere, you tell me: is this, like, a THING now?

Humans, man. I don't understand them.

Not Enough Cheese

That guy was in the kitchen again. I had to come back later. I don't really mind, but he should probably get a haircut.

Also, and not to be a nitpicker, but would it kill him to eat some more cheese? And develop a hand tremor?